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James Bengel's avatar

Funny thing (funny peculiar, not funny ha-ha) I was just wondering, as I was making huevos revoltos tacos for dinner, how Pete Hegseth (code name Sparkle Pony) manage to get through three tours of duty without being fragged. Especially after seeing him lecture men and women who've been soldiering since he was no more than an ill-considered life choice in the back seat of his daddy's '62 Plymouth Valiant station wagon. (Curse you Sparkle Daddy!) As for Captain Covfefe von Schitzinpantz... remember his meandering answer to a question on the Nuclear Triad from 2015? Which (a) didn't approach an answer to the question, (b) demonstrated his utter lack of even a concept of a plan to learn what the Nuclear triad IS, and (c) gave us all that sick sphincter-loosening feeling we would keep in some degree for the following 5 years. But at that point he was merely incompetent. Now he's *still* incompetent, but also unrestrained. And while it's easy to laugh at Tangerine Cthulhu stumbling in random directions on cankles straight out of Steve McQueen's debut feature film babbling incoherently about everything except the subject at hand... he's not at all the amusing kind of clown. He's more the creepy living-in-the-sewers kind of clown that just isn't funny anymore.

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Jeannine B Busby's avatar

OMG. That was perfect. I loved "Captain Covfefe Schitzinpantz" best name yet that I've heard.

But then again ... nothing about those 2 are in the least bit funny, and a lot more tragedy.

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Murray Smart's avatar

The "enemy within" America are Donald Trump, his regime, the Republicans, the billionaires, and the Roberts 6!!!!

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John  Brobst's avatar

Love the I.D. signs under each picture & especially the Guests picture. Makes it much easier to follow the guest after BlueAMP finishes.

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Mary Jo Wilkins's avatar

A tag team of insanity…

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Elizabeth Fenlon's avatar

Thank you

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