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Patrice La Belle, M.D.'s avatar

Who else in the administration, in Congress, big donors, or their families made suspiciously timed stock trades?

Kathey Hunt's avatar

Barron Trump. Oil.

Kenneth Culbertson's avatar

Yes, but does that make him a candidate for DHS because others did the same thing?

David Maceira's avatar

The entire KKKongress has devolved into a bad episode of Hollywood Squares. Meathead Edition.

Schmendryck's avatar

Where's drunk Paul Lynde when we need 'im?

Susan Rose's avatar

Can't we, the normal people, have even one person in this administration that doesn't repulse us because of their deplorable character and their lack of qualifications? It's hideous! But it's so dangerous not to mention disgraceful. Really, did you ever think you would see the day that we would be having these conversations? We are witnessing our government being torn apart by the the lowest life forms imagineable. And you know what, I am never going to cease being enraged or dumbfounded by this. And I refuse to succumb and accept it!!!

Rita Cloud's avatar

OMG, had no idea what a duckwad this markwayne guy is! Thank you Cliff Schecter for the most entertaining way of letting us know who will be joining the shit show circus regime!

Tzvi Krasner's avatar

I'm actually kind of amazed Derp Vader hasn't decided he's entitled to Renee Good and Alex Pretti's life insurance

Schmendryck's avatar

Dont give that empty head of his any ideas!

Robin Dumler's avatar

Mullin is an ass wipe.. I hope his confirmation is DOA.

Dave from California's avatar

'Two first names, no hyphen' is trading his United States Senate position for a position that will likely get him in legal entanglements for many years to come. Only a total Trump rump sucker would make such a move; and he is a total Trump rump sucker!

Kenneth Culbertson's avatar

And the sad part he probably believes he’s on the side of right.

Dave from California's avatar

Every Senator who votes to confirm this clown should be voted out of office.

Schmendryck's avatar

Her royal hind-mess, Kwayne Mullet!

Donna Glaser's avatar

Great article... but now I don't feel so good. I didn't think we could sink any lower. Silly me. Excuse me RFK Jr. I need some Tylenol stat!!

Mary R's avatar

Why can't we find a few men and women who actually want to serve honestly and intelligently and selflessly--easier said than done. Pray everybody and keep your eyes and ears open--America has got these kind of people--working next to us or in all walks of life.

Leslie's avatar

Oklahoma voted for a nose picker. And not necessarily his own nose. You know Cliff there’s a follow up question here, right?

Steve Winkler's avatar

Apparently this asshat belies the adage that “you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”

At last the leadership that we’ve been breathlessly awaiting.

David Ritchey's avatar

Thank you for this brilliant commentary. What a buffoon. Perfect cheeto selection.

bdfnyc's avatar

A talking neck heading DHS? What could go wrong?

Tim Matchette's avatar

Thanks Cliff for this informative if disgusting bio of a moronic clown. Hoping he will not get confirmed.