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Roseann Duchon's avatar

I really enjoyed reading your colorful and spot on descriptions of Elon and everything he touches, including his trucks/cars—“two dumpsters that forgot to use birth control!” (I burst out laughing)🤣 Our country is in serious trouble if we keep tolerating Musk’s and Trump’s destructive hurricane answers to made up problems, when really it’s right wing authoritarianism killing democratic government functions so they can collect the spoils after the destruction.

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VinLow's avatar

Best line I've read in days: The Cyber Truck looking "like the product of two dumpsters that forgot to use birth control" !! Keep this good s**t coming!!

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Evelyn Scolman Lemoine's avatar

More of Rocky, please! He's a welcome break from all the sh*t going on. And yes, thanks also for keeping us up to date on that...

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Tami Torgeson's avatar

Great read on atrocious subject matter.

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Victoria Pawlick's avatar

Brilliant post! Loved it. More please.

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Heather Gallagher's avatar

C'mon, we all know Hannibal Lector would have been better treated by ICE than that lady lolz

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Tim Matchette's avatar

Terrific column. It gladdens my heart to read Cliff's humorous but accurate descriptions of the felon the the pathetic propagator musk and not fear any retribution. Keep it up Cliff.

Tim Matchette

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Eize wide Open's avatar

Tesla needs to die a death of a thousand cuts, (F)elon style exactly like he is doing unto the USofA. All the interfering oligarchy needs to meet the same fate to usher in a true democracy of the Republic.

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Denise's avatar

You certainly have a way with words! I haven't had such a great laugh in a while…”2 dumpsters that forgot to use birth control”?!?? ❤️❤️❤️ that description of the Cyber truck! (Every time I see one, it baffles me that anyone would pay >$100k for such an ugly vehicle! And that's been since it launched, long before Musk's self-inflicted downward spiral.)

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Camille's avatar

Excellent article! Thanks for the laugh, which I needed after reading the news.

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Rich's avatar

Could have been Zefram Cochrane. Instead he's embarked on the path of Khan Noonien Singh.

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Kay Smith's avatar

Can’t believe she went t there, “we are obsessed with Federal Government? Really? When we see Elon dismantling different government agencies and firing people. And then these people are on paid leave? So you’re spending money to turn around and try to find waste , fraud and abuse? Just like deporting Venezuelan gang members? What proof do they have that every one of them is actually a gang member? Then to pay El Salvador to house these criminals? Tell me how you’re saving money?

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Jeff L's avatar

IS MUSK AN UNFIT FATHER???

Is Musk also an abusive father using one of his children as a pawn playing to the favor of media and public? Is dragging his kid in front of the White House controversial limelight media cameras good for his kids mental health? Why would any Parent volunteer to expose their very young child’s face and behavior for display regularly all over the harsh media circus? Is this Musk behavior child abuse endangering the mental health of his child? Should child services be involved to determine if Musk is unstable and should be restricted from his children???

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P. J. O'Neill's avatar

Trump thinks only of himself and doesn’t care much about what others think. He has offended so many people on both sides of the aisle in Congress that impeachment may be a viable option. Trump is tearing this Country apart and our allies must be wondering why we put up with him. Enough is enough.

Paul O’Neill

Glen Carbon, IL

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Mimi W's avatar

Watching some good friends screaming “Let me out!”

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Leslie's avatar

It’s astounding. He could have fed the world with all that money. Look at what he became instead.

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