Trump Says “Not Joking” About Wanting 3rd Term

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Mar 31, 2025

BLUE LETTER: Trump Flirts with Dictatorship—Because Two Terms Aren’t Enough for the Narcissistic Rug-Rat

Donald Trump’s latest “joke” about a third term—where he coyly suggests a puppet-VP like JD Vance could warm the seat before handing it back to Dear Leader—isn’t comedy; it’s the autocratic equivalent of drunk-texting the Constitution at 3 a.m. (which Pete Hegseth should get to any day now).

This isn’t satire. But a test balloon floated by a greasy, gauche, despot who sees Putin as a model. What dolt Don’s suggesting is what Mother Russia’s man-boobed, tyrant did there. The Constitution from the end of the Soviet Union only allowed two terms, so it was President Putin from 2000-2008. He put plaything, Dmitri Medvedev, in the role from 2008-2012. Then he changed the rules and returned. Forever.

Trump treats our 22nd Amendment like a Groupon code—annoying, but to be ignored if you whine loud enough. And sure, the Founders warned us about this exact scenario, but who has time for 18th-century buzzkill, like law, when you’re measuring the Oval Office for a new La-Z-Boy and golden crapper? This isn’t just a red flag, it’s a MAGA-red blimp screaming “I want to be king.” Get your fighting shoes on, folks.

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If you’re invested in the market, find something solid to hold onto this week. Ever the orally-flatulent imbecile, Trump showed he understands tariffs like he does a Stairmaster. Markets will tumble—in fact it’s already begun. Moronic mook with an endless grudge, no accountability & no understanding of economics? Perfect.
Good friend & professional photographer, Joe (who we’ll feature here), took great pics at a Tesla Takedown event in Cincy this weekend. He ran into very classy Proud Boys. As you’ll see, those PB Trump/Elon supporters give Elon’s favorite salute (but don’t worry, Elon says it’s Roman):
Quick kitty break. God, we need it after the last...creature, abvove. Here, Rocki poses for a pic, as Torchie sleeps next to her.

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Married into a part Italian-American family, having spent time in Italy & having friends there I’ve always enjoyed so much of the culture. The cursing? Perfetto! Here an Italian American decides…well, he has a message for Trump voters :)

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