When Gatsby Met Garbage: Trump’s Decadent Death Rattle of the American Dream
Trump’s “Gatsby” gala wasn’t homage but autopsy — a champagne-soaked dirge for a nation that once believed in class, grace, and conscience.
By David Shuster
There are vulgar men, and then there is Donald Trump — a figure so garishly unrefined that he makes Bozo the clown look like an elegant artist.
Trump’s latest violation of taste and decency came in the form of a “Great Gatsby”-themed Halloween gala at Mar-a-Lago. The spectacle was so tone-deaf, so grotesquely self-satisfied, that even F. Scott Fitzgerald, were he able to glimpse it from whatever smoky corner of hell he’s haunting, would likely have demanded to be sent elsewhere.
Picture the scene: a bejeweled MAGA mob, swilling champagne beneath neon lights, their sequined costumes trembling with the effort of pretending to be “classy.”
Burlesque dancers twirled their feathered fans like the ghosts of America’s lost conscience, while a showgirl sat, quite literally, inside a champagne glass — a perfect metaphor for the intellectual depth of the Trump era.
And there, at the center of this carnival of self-regard, was Trump himself, grinning beside a portrait of his younger, trimmer self, as if by sheer force of nostalgia he might will his body — and the country — back to some imagined moment of glory.
All this bacchanal unfolded as millions of Americans waited to learn whether their government would continue funding food assistance. Trump, the man who once wrapped himself in the mantle of populism, threw a party mocking the very people who once believed him. It was a revel of moral blindness — an orgy of delusion and bad taste. Here was the “champion of the forgotten man,” presiding over a pageant of excess, surrounded by lackeys dressed as the very elites he pretends to despise.
The theme was “The Great Gatsby,” but that presumes a tragic hero. Trump is no Gatsby. He has none of the yearning, none of the tragic naiveté — only the corruption, the emptiness, and the greasy self-love.
Gatsby built his mansion chasing an illusion of love; Trump built his empire hawking cheap illusions to the gullible. Whereas Gatsby gazed longingly across the bay at a green light, Trump stares lovingly into his own reflection on a gold-plated elevator door, surrounded by inebriated sycophants.
It takes a kind of genius — the brutish, accidental kind — to misunderstand a novel so completely. “The Great Gatsby” was a warning, not an instruction manual. It was a requiem for the American Dream, not a Pinterest board for your fascist, authoritarian cotillion. But Trump, who likely skimmed the CliffsNotes between bites of a Big Mac, saw only the glitter and the cars and thought, Ah yes — my people!
Even Nero, fiddling while Rome burned, had a touch of tragic grandeur. Trump merely waddles through the flames, tweeting about how the smoke makes him look tan. He is a man who mistakes applause for respect, luxury for class, and sycophancy for friendship. His Mar-a-Lago fête was not a celebration — it was a symptom: the spasmodic twitch of a dying democracy, dressing itself up for one last MAGA selfie before the lights on class and dignity go out.
In the end, Trump’s “Gatsby” party was not about America’s roaring promise but its terminal rot. It was the dream gone rancid — a champagne toast atop a dumpster fire. Gatsby sought transcendence; Trump seeks only attention. And in that shallow pursuit, he has succeeded. Trump has made himself the perfect emblem of our age: rich in spectacle, bankrupt in soul, and utterly incapable of shame.
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Of all the parallels between 1929 and today, none is more alarming than the cavernous inequality of wealth distribution, and the grotesque displays of opulence by the top 1%. The year 1929 closed with a crash and if history rhymes (as Mark Twain said it does), Trump's garish bacchanal will be remembered as a marker of the darkness to come.
I’m sorry, but the Great Gatsby and his associates do not seem anywhere near the slime level of Donald Trump.
Trump is bourgeois trailer trash.