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Liz KH's avatar

I say this often. I have TDS and I’M PROUD OF IT !

Larry Schmitt's avatar

If you don't have TDS, there's something wrong with you.

Cliff Schecter's avatar

Bingo. The lack of mental and emotional acuity comes with liking anything about the charred-steak-living cheeseball

Dan Gould's avatar

That is exactly what I was going to write. I have written very similar messages many times in many places over the last 6 or 7 years. Maga idiots who think they might embarrass me by telling me that "I have TDS" I respond to them with variations of your message above.

BR34TH3 💜🇨🇦🌈's avatar

Being ‘woke’ means you are a decent human being. And being called ‘woke’ isn’t an insult.

Like sufferIng from TDS.

Bo Kirgis's avatar

I hear what you all are saying and I understand and have sympathy for you, but I ask that you understand when I say that I have a different perspective on TDS. I also think that TDS is a very real affliction but I believe that those who are afflicted with it is Trump himself and every idiot that has been deluded into thinking there is any validity to his madness. He is clearly unhinged and doesn't care, in the least, what he does to hurt us. All the suckers and sycophants that have propped up his hateful and dangerous agendas are morally depraved and DERANGED! I refuse to call myself deranged when, in fact, IT'S THAT SICK BASTARD WHO IS DERANGED!!!

joan sage's avatar

yes! couldnt agree more, i feel anger and loathing at their deranged, evil ways. by the way cliff you left out netanyahu.

David Ritchey's avatar

So beautifully written and funny. Thanks for sharing this. Merry Christmas anyway. Can’t let taco take any of the good things away.

Joanna Linden's avatar

Every one of those people you listed give me TDS.

However, I have changed tonight’s menu to include both kale and anchovies, because I love them so much!

Cliff Schecter's avatar

Fair, Joshua! Those 2 have legit disagreements :). And , as you know, were there for humor (tho I truly don’t like them).

Hope Crescione's avatar

Actually, I think you have TDS if you actually like, admire, agree, support Trump! How could you possibly feel that way unless you ARE deranged?

Waldo437's avatar

Yes, in fact his disciples DO have TDS: Trump Deification Syndrome.

Hope Crescione's avatar

This is WONDERFUL! Could the D also stand for Devil?

David Krupp's avatar

Take Action to reduce Trump's power by doing everything you can to vote every single Republican out of office on Nov. 3 2026!

Denise's avatar

EXCELLENT!! You nailed it!

Donna Lukish's avatar

Totally agree.. I'm guilty as charged

Rene R. Rinaldi's avatar

I’m a proud fellow-sufferer of TDS!

Wd52's avatar

Get in line. Almost fifty years of TDS for me

Susan Rose's avatar

Bravo, bravo, bravo!!! Thanks for the laughs despite the horror of the monster. I am definitely afflicted with TDS, and am grateful and proud to have it. Shameful if you don't have it! Let's hope it is as contagious as the measles virus is once again becoming!!! A TDS vaccine may be the only one these non-medical professionals in charge of our healthcare (Yikes!) will develop and recommend! TDS is the one affliction we want to spread, so let's keep at it and keep speaking up and standing up. David, hope your college son is close enough to have made it home for Winter break! Enjoy the day all, and yes, celebrate "the cool guy" who showed humanity and compassion to all!

Janet's avatar

Well said. I'm a member of Club TDS. 100%!

DisplayL's avatar

"..making the Oval Office look like it was decorated by Pizarro." so good a laugh! Thank you for the Xmas gift!

Wishing you better health in the New Year, even though you're so cute now.

Onwards to the new year..

Allen Hahn's avatar

Yes and no! We keep admonishing the press for not reporting