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Elon Rips Apart Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill"

You got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. And know when to run - Kenny Rogers

May 28, 2025
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Cliff’s Note: 🚨 When Grifts Attack! Elon Musk vs. Trump’s “Big Beautiful” Budget by Beelzebub 🚨

Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wondering in the night, what were the chances…

Well, well, well, it looks like the bumbling billionaires bromance may be heading back into a failure to launch…like SpaceX! Yes, Elon Musk, everyone’s fave incellionaire— usually content playing Trump tech pet, and in his spare time, bro-breaking into The U.S. Department of the Treasury with an army of 14-yr old basement-dwellers—suddenly decided to call out Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill.”

Why? Because, according to Elon, it adds to the deficit. Ya don’t say? Wow, next thing you know he’ll tell us the Cybertruck's as ugly as fuck, as over-priced as a Trump-University degree and as shoddily glue-paneled as the mini-Millennium Falcon I constructed as a toddler.


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Yes, it’s the same Elon Musk, the guy who ran Twitter into a financial Wile E. Coyote crater, and whose fake government committee, DOGE—never created by the Senate—has been the fiscal equivalent of the 2008 housing market. Seriously, dude, are you making me take Donald Trump’s side on something??

Of course, Trump’s bill will frag our finances. But:

a) All Trump knows is destruction, from companies to lives to countries. Anyone with a functioning cerebral cortex could see this, yet you, Elon, still chose to throw in with Mr. “sharks & batteries.” You Dolt & Gabbana.

b) You—the abhorrent apartheid offspring who failed at everything you claimed you’d do while not-really, but-sorta in government—are far from an ideal messenger.

No, Elon’s tantrum isn’t about macroeconomics. It’s more likely that thing he balled about (wahhh…my cares aren’t selling b/c I’m a dick) to his friend/foe Donald Trump in the Oval. It’s about the fact that hitching his once-valuable brand to MAGA has…

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