GOP Seditionist Mike Lee Pushes Porn Ban; So He Plans to Ban Republicans??
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Mike Lee’s Porn Crusade: The Latest from the Party of Projection!
Incel-based organism Mike Lee’s latest stunt, trying to ban pornography nationwide, is less about “protecting morality” and more about flexing authoritarian control over what Americans can see, think or do in private. It’s a free speech nightmare dressed in the lingerie of faux concern for public decency. Much as human oil-well Mike Lee hid his MAGA insurrection behind fake belief in the Constitution, his new Trojan Horse… going after Trojans, is to hide his party’s total failure the past four months, the mega-grifting from slightly-differently-hairstyled Kim-Jong Un and that under that lummox, Trump, they have no idea who they even are.
Here’s the kicker: Porn is hugely popular in red states. Utah, Mike! Your own backyard has been topping Pornhub charts for years! In fact a study by Harvard (breathe, Mike, I know Harvard is one of your trigger words) Assistant Professor of Business Administration, Benjamin Edelman found…this!
Well, those are some mighty fine numbers they have there in Utah, Mike. You’re #1! You’re #1! I could include numerous studies showing what that third chart displays. Hawaii as the only outlier. Otherwise, red states are the most Pornorific places on our planet! And, c’mon, Hawaii gets a pass. It’s all the way out in the middle of an ocean alone. Which probably reminds Lee of high school.
But facts have never stopped Republican hypocrites like Lee from typing with one hand, while, well, doing something else with the other. So, should we share the list?What the hell, let’s do it: Donald Trump—a man whose body Mike Lee would seemingly lick clean if asked—was convicted of illegally paying off a porn star. The guy cheated on his pregnant wife, and became a GOP messiah.
Denny Hastert? The longest serving Republican House Speaker, who left office only a dozen years ago, went to prison for fondling underage boys while a wrestling coach. Speaking of wrestlers, Jim Jordan had his Beavis head looking in all directions but the one where a doctor was molesting college wrestlers in the showers near him. A number of those wrestlers have spoken before the Ohio State House saying Jim didn’t just know, but called them, “crying, begging” not to be exposed.
Matt Gaetz was set to Trump’s Attorney General while being investigated for sex trafficking. As far as I know, that’s still ongoing. Newt Gingrich? Three wives, and he served divorce papers to one while she was in the hospital with cancer. Ted Cruz got busted surfing porn on his congressional computer. But it was a staffer’s fault! Ted was never on that browser, just like he was never in Cancun during a Texas ice storm.
Rudy Giuliani also went for the GOP special, three wives. Let’s not even get into that Borat film. David Vitter? Prostitutes. Mark Foley? Congressional pages. Larry Craig? Married and sponsoring gay marriage bans while tap dancing in the Minneapolis airport bathroom, with other men, like he was Fred Astair. Corey Lewandowski, Trump campaign manager, accused of sexual harassment and assault (and there are fun rumors out there about him and costume-aficionado Kristi Noem, the dog killing, concentration-camp-pic-poser when not allegedly cheating on the hubs with Corey).
Marjorie Taylor Greene? Adultery. Lauren Boebert? Victim of the eternal hotness of Beetlejuice, which led her to star as Handsy McGee while in the audience of the last performance she attended. Pete Hegseth? Paid off a woman he allegedly assaulted. His own mom wrote him a letter excoriating him for his sick behavior (best to not sex Fox producers while married is an old saying, right?). While we’re on Fox: Roger Ailes? Bill O’Reilly? Eric Bolling? How many Fox personalities haven’t left that rathole of un-reason due to sexual harassment and/or assault?
In Elon Musk’s case, no matter the size of his wallet, I’d start a GoFundMe to get him to stop having kids with random women. So, you see Mike Lee & Company, much like everything you do, this just pure horseshit to pander to religious nuts in your party who are doing all of this anyhow. Falwell Jr? Haggard? How they doing these days?
Mike Lee and his ilk want to police your browser history while ignoring the predators walking their own hallways, the ones they call “leaders” and “friends.” Also, as long as it’s just their white male voters logging on, no problem!
Their moral panic is always about control, never accountability. They’ll scream about porn while passing laws that let child labor make a comeback, legalize child marriage or roll back women’s rights so they can party like it’s 1899. It’s not just hypocrisy—it’s projection wrapped in repression, served with a side of performative outrage. In other words, it’s Mike Lee.
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Just more examples of MAGA Project 2025 Republicans, like Mike Lee, whose main goal to take total control over the lives of ALL Americans......... Mike will be in charge of your entire life.......
Geez, porn-loving from Republicans? Hypocrisy from Republicans? Who have thought?