Dem Senator RIPS Trump & MAGA GHOULS To SHREDS in Defining Statement

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BLUE LETTER: Sen. Jon Ossoff Takes A Flame Thrower To Trump & His Cast Of Ghouls—W/ Receipts

Someone in the Senate brought a blowtorch to a gas leak, and his name’s Jon Ossoff. During an immigration hearing, Ossoff did what too few Dems have shown the guts for—he laid bare Donny’s-overflowing-diaper of hypocrisy that is his goon squad.

The same empathy-challenged, autocratic a*holes who wept crocodile tears about the “border crisis” under Biden, while gleefully orchestrating family separations, child cages and policies so evil they made ICE agents blush. Oh, yeah, and blocking an immigration reform bill that had bipartisan support, was negotiated by conservative GOP Senator, James Lankford, and would have, ya know, solved much of the problem.

But Grandpa Concentration Camp, 'Ole Rump, told them not to pass it. He didn’t want a solution, he wanted an issue. So perverted pipsqueak, Mike Johnson—who when not-not legislating monitors his son’s porn intake, because that’s a totally normal dad & son thing to do & these people aren’t complete f-ing weirdos giving off John Wayne Gacy vibes—of course bowed post-haste to Dear Leader’s command.

In any case, Ossoff calmly, surgically dismantled their faux outrage, pointing out when their guy was ripping kids from parents, their concern for “law and order” was magically missing—like vegetables in a Trump’s meal. Or Elon’s ability to calmly sit at the adult table during dinner.

Ossoff didn’t just call them out—he embarrassed them. He reminded us all these are the same sociopaths who shoved cruelty into policy and then dared call themselves “pro-family.” It's like Dracula running a blood drive. From Ossoff in Huffpost:

Ossoff didn’t raise his voice, didn’t need to—because when you’re dealing with people who think trauma, “chaos & cruelty” are a political strategy, facts and some moral clarity do the heavy lifting. And judging by the nervous twitching on the GOP side of that hearing room, they either got into Ronny Jackson’s drug supply (a definite possibility), or those facts hit harder than a SpaceX “landing.”

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…OTHER STORIES WE’RE WATCHING

• There’s an old saying about why we can’t have nice things. Well, here you go. The number of things Young Republicans don’t know in this debate could fill Kimberly Guilfoyle’s lips. Old pal Sam Seder just beclowns them. Check it out.

  

• There are reasons for optimism, here’s a BIG ONE. The Pentagon was gonna give Elon Musk a briefing on top-secret war plans with China. INSANITY. Musk’s businesses have deep ties to China, especially Tesla’s gigafactory in Shanghai. This would be a massive conflict of interest to anyone except the crime syndicate running over government, for which everything has a price.

  Yet, top military officials leaked it to the NY Times, so it was cancelled. There are patriots in our government who won’t bow down to Trump’s corrupt cult, especially when it endangers America. A Very Good Thing. And something else we can add to Musk’s terrible last few weeks where everything has come crashing down around him.

  

• If you think you’re alone in finding JD Vance to be just the most loathsome, obnoxious donut-ordering-challenged detritus, you are far from alone. Friend of Blue Amp, Bill Scher, in the Washington Monthly, shows us how J.D. Vance Is the Most Disliked New Vice President in History. Well done, blockhead.

• Quick kitty break! It’s adorable Stella, peaking out from her crafty hiding spot!

  

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