BREAKING: Is Kristi Noem About To Get Thrown Overboard By Trump & Co?

Look out! (Da, da, da). Helter-skelter, helter-skelter. Helter-skelter, ooh Look out! 'Cause here she comes (ah, ah) - The Beatles

Kristi Noem sways with Trump to Ava Maria during one of the most surreal, cerebrally-punctured moments of the 2024 campaign

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Whether it was Joe Biden with his halting pauses or Donald Trump with
his repeated promises to destroy our democracy and plunge us into a
world of tyranny and economic collapse, both candidates gave voters
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Opinion | Wearing masks in public should be illegal. Unless you are
wearing that mask to conceal your identity while you carry out a
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