BREAKING: IDIOT Pete Hegseth Lies About Signal Texts, Leading Reporter TO SHARE THEM TODAY

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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth: When You Accidentally Confess to a Crime on TV & Are Exposed For Lying About Texts

In a plot twist no one asked for but everyone expected, Fox News’ favorite glassy-eyed frat bro, Pete Hegseth, tried to defend Donald Trump over the leaked Yemen war plans—and in the process, basically confirmed the whole thing. Moron.

In this latest episode of “Fox & Friends & Felonies,” Pete Hegseth went on the tv machine at his old stomping grounds—the place where he cheated on his wife so he could provide the gift of a child to his producer, went live with a blood-alcohol level marked “Casamigos” (before deporting it) and bragged he washed his hands as often as Pinochet…who’s been dead since 2006.

Yep, ‘ole Petey boy defended Trump’s merry band of national security clowns and ended up confirming what the rest of us already knew: They’re as competent as toddlers with some blow and a blowtorch.

Hegseth insisted that the leaked Yemen attack plans couldn’t be real because, and I swear I’m not making this s*t up, “nobody was texting.” Unfortunately for The Peter Principle, those plans were shared over Signal, the encrypted messaging app, and someone accidentally added a reporter to their little jingoistic circle jerk.

And this morning, in response to Hegseth’s LIES about the contents of the texts, the reporter, Jeffrey Goldberg, shared them. Here are your worst ones. Like, where the crackbrained dingbat shared OPERATIONAL PLANS FOR AN ATTACK:

Yep, he dropped actual war plans into a chat thread like it was fantasy football trash talk. Again, just the dumbest, stupidest f*king people in the world. Pete Hegseth is such a cerebrally-clotted clodpole, he makes Lauren Boebert seem like Stephen Hawking.

But, wait, there’s more. See where JD Vance says it’s not worth attacking because Vance is a Putin suckle who doesn’t want to help Europe—ya know, our allies—who’d benefit more from an attack (they use the canal we’d be protecting for trade more than we do). This further exposes Vance as the amoral, soulless a*hole he is. A pile of yak dung that somehow developed the ability to speak (barely). Here you go:

With respect to Hegseth, it’s not like fierce Democrat, Tammy Duckworth (who would be considered forthwith for Democratic leader in a sane world), didn’t have this one figured out long ago. Watch her torching of Hegseth in his hearing, below: