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Susan JC Goodman's avatar

Someone should make a plan to market Trump laxatives, Trump adult diapers, Trump athlete’s foot medicine, Trump emetics, etc.

C’mon, folks, help me grow this list.

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Jennifer Appel's avatar

I was just thinking, repurposed toilet paper for his worshippers. Call it Shitler TP.

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Kathy Maas's avatar

Oh geez...Trump radioactive hair dye, Trump cotton candy-spun wiglets, Trump dictionary (very pocket-sized).

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Susan JC Goodman's avatar

Do the wiglets melt in the rain?

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Kathy Maas's avatar

LOL!

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fatfreda's avatar

Powder for crotch itch.

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Matt Rudow's avatar

Trump Bottled Air! Make America Great Again with every breath!!

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Kathy Maas's avatar

I honestly don't know how anyone with half a brain could look at those two creepy spittle-shooting goobers and think: yeah, those are the guys I'd like to waste my money buying useless products from!

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Tim Matchette's avatar

Absolutely correct. Two losers now and always.

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Brian's avatar

Trump = Corrupt.

It is a new word in our lexicon.

Executives at healthcare corparations deny patients care because they are Trump.

Oil company executives continue to spew carbon dioxide into the atmosphere despite their own research that shows it accelerates climate change because they are Trump.

Cryptocoin companies continue to offer products that have no intrinsic value because they are Trump!

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CatChex's avatar

Took them long enough to use “lies” in covering him -

“corrupt” may have even longer time line, I fear.

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Brian's avatar

It works as long as we accept it

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CatChex's avatar

somehow the emoluments clause was murdered during 1.0 (hotels, golf courses, beans, the kids enriching themselves, among other things) and is being wholly ignored in 2.0

donning the "Captain Obvious" cape - I believe most of us don't accept it, but how to enforce existing rules and stop all of this?

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Mkmk's avatar

But Hunter’s laptop

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CatChex's avatar

and... and... her emails!?!?!....

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

This would be funny if it weren't so infuriating. If the "mainstream" media were as "neutral"as it likes to imagine, they'd be running dozens of stories about this.

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fatfreda's avatar

Will there be tariffs on his phone.

Asking for a friend.

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foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

Seeing as just about EVERYONE in America has a cell phone, and only one is actually Made-In-America ($2,000)...

I can easily imagine a whole series of foreign-made, TARIFF-FREE items for Trump to sell to "broke-as-fark" Americans at huge profits..

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Tim Matchette's avatar

Little Erwick and donny Jr., pathetic junior con men who will push shit for daddy. So they are building a mobile phone business? The only thing these sleaze bags could build, is a good case of hemorrhoids. Shameless bottom feeders.

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Susan JC Goodman's avatar

Trump hemorrhoid medicine!

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Susan JC Goodman's avatar

Bottom feeders indeed

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foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

I expect Trump to DECLARE GRAVITY A HOAX!

Fortunately, he will offer TRUMP-ROCKS for Trump cultists to carry in their pockets to keep them from flying away........

(And they WON'T be cheap!)

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Stephen ONeill's avatar

There's a sucker born every day and with trump supporters there is a never ending supply.

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Susan JC Goodman's avatar

Maybe two kinds of products. The laxatives and emetics, etc., work. The Trump vaccines and STD medicines don’t.

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foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

Seeing as just about EVERYONE in America has a cell phone, and only one is actually Made-In-America ($2,000)...

I can easily imagine a whole series of foreign-made, TARIFF-FREE items for Trump to sell to "broke-as-fark" Americans at huge profits..

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

This should be a permanent slogan somewhere: "If a Trump is breathing a Trump is grifting."

Also isn't this pretty much exactly what they were going after Hunter Biden for? WHERE ARE THE ENDLESS HEARINGS, MIKE JOHNSON?

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Sundependence's avatar

Is Palantir the service provider? Be careful who you talk to and what you say and text. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ95Gmvg_D4

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A P's avatar

Sorry only accepts country code +7!

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